Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty

OK, so I'm almost biting through my keyboard trying to save myself from myself. A few of y'all, the ones I've talked to in the past 24 hours, know what I really really want to write about, but can't or more appropriately, shouldn't. So I'll try to distract myself with the most divergent and inoccuous thing I could while I get fitted for my Shakespearean goat horns costume.

So if you're wondering from where Bend It's current obsession with the Chamillionaire song "Ridin' Dirty" emanates, 8yearoldsdude and I heard it playing as the Washington Nationals third baseman Ryan Zimmerman's "theme music" on Sunday and it somehow caught on. But when I think "Ridin' Dirty," the first thing I think of is ... BZZZZZT! OW!!!!! OK, let's try that again. When I think "Ridin' Dirty," the first thing I think of is McDirty himself, Denny from "Grey's Anatomy." Under that layer of swamp muck may have actually lay a real person. But we'd never know since aside from a laughable marriage proposal, he never said a word that wasn't blantant sexual harrassment. And I know that when I think of who I'd like sexually harrassing me, Pigpen from "Peanuts" is always at the top of my list.

Anyway, Denny may have kicked it root down, and only about 6 months too late, but his indomitable spirit lives on here at Bend It. And with that in mind, I present to you ...

BEND IT'S GALLERY OF PEOPLE WHO KINDA LOOK LIKE DENNY FROM GREY'S ANATOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's try out some classic Denny dialogue to see how it fits on these fine upstanding men.

Paris Hilton's "pitcher," Brandon Davis:

"Would it be inappropriate for me to feel you up right now?"

Comedian Doug Benson:

"I'm a strong, virile, HORSE of a man!"

Brad from "Real World San Diego":

"Izzie Stevens, I choose you."

Greg Page, the Yellow Wiggle:

"I want to wake up with you, fall asleep with you, and everything in the middle."

Ray Romano:

"Now I'm happy, I'm DEAD! The ultimate high!"

Fred Flintstone:

"These Scrabble letters spell out Hot Karl."

Chris Berman:

"You're with me, form-fitting scrubs!"

Think of any more? Send them in and I'll gladly update!

So as promised, the spirit that is Denny will never truly die. In fact, given how much he inspired us here at Bend It during his time "alive," he prepared a statement for us before his death. "Whenever you see a guy who doesn't bathe for 5 years and probably has 15 collars for sexual assault and perpetually sexual harrasses his psyschotically delusional intern until she thinks she's in love with him, you'll see me, Ma. You'll see me."